Who's that running?

Not Tom

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?