What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters