What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish?

The Vegetarian