What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.