What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.