What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Why did the farmer get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.