What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

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Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger