What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

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Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.