Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

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What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle