Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

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How does Snoop Dogg keep his tee shirts so white?

A: Blee-otch.

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

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What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!