Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

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How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Approve Jokes More Approve Jokes

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!