Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

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What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions