How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.