What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

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What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

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Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!