What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

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Why are feet so funny?

Because they're "heel areas" ... I'll show myself out

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

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Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.