What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad