Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Armadillo Jokes More Armadillo Jokes

What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.