Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

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What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

Armadillo Jokes More Armadillo Jokes

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.