How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

How do you fix a broken chimp?

A: With a monkeywrench.

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!