How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.

Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.