What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

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How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.