How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

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When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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What up Holmes?

Watson

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What is Sherlock's favorite season?

Fall...

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.