What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

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How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

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What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts