What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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Why was a blind man's leg wet?

A: Her dog was blind too.

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

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What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.