What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

What's the difference between A pope and THE pope?

bout tree fiddy.

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What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.