What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

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What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

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Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!