Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

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What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

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Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter