Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

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Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

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Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."