Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

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What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.