What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !