What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

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What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?

Mean-opoly.

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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.