What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

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What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

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What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.