How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

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Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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Molly Poppins.

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Brexit

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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They are both xenophobic!