What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Reincarnation Jokes More Reincarnation Jokes

What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

User Jokes More User Jokes

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What did the /r/science mod say to the user?

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