What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

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How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!