What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

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Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"