How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

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What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common?

They both can't get to first base!

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

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How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

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Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.