Reincarnation Jokes

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What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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What did one Viking war paint say to the other?

Poly, you're a Thane.

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

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What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Reincarnate Jokes More Reincarnate Jokes

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

Hindu Jokes More Hindu Jokes

What's a Hindu?

it lays iggs."

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.