Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

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What's the highest number in the world?

420

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

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Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.