Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.