Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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What was the desert's piece of advice?

Gobi yourself

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.