What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

Detroit Jokes More Detroit Jokes

Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.