What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even

What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask?

A Vinegar.

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Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

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Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?

Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah

Detroit Jokes More Detroit Jokes

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.