Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!