Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!