Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

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What will the sequel to Lake Placid that takes place 50 years later be called?

Lake Flaccid

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

3rd Jokes More 3rd Jokes

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!