What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Who is driving the car?

The police.

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

What do you call a vegetarian?

A hopeless romaine-tic