What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

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Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"