Who is driving the car?

The police.

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What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.