Who is driving the car?

The police.

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When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.