Who is driving the car?

The police.

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "