What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

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What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it