What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies