What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.