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Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

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Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

What is a ducks favourite drug?

quack

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Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

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What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What is a duck's favorite drug?

Quack.

What's a ducks favorite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !