Quack Cocaine Jokes

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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What's a ducks favorite drug?

Quack cocaine

What is a duck's favorite drug?

Quack.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

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What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

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Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

What is a ducks favourite drug?

quack

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.