Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

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What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

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One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

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Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer