What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.