What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!