What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Flap Jokes More Flap Jokes

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.