What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal!

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What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.