What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

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Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.