What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.