Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.