What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!