What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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What happens when I die?

Idk...

What happens after Amy Chua?

Amy Swallowa.

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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What do you call an eskimo with no friends?

An iglooser

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids