What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.