What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

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Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !