How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

What is the national sport of North Korea?

Ping-Pyong-yang

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.