What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

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