What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

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Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.