How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.