What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

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Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ?

Tuesday

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.