What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

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Ripit

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Burgertory

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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They're practically non existent.

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.