Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird can lift the most?

A crane

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray