Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.