How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Fly List Jokes More Fly List Jokes

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Agent Jokes More Agent Jokes

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.