How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.