How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

Hatch Jokes More Hatch Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.