How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

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What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

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What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it .

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.