How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

Previous Random Joke Next

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

What do Swedish people put in their coffee?

Artifical Swedeners

Hatch Jokes More Hatch Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!