How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah.

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why do clowns make bad entrepreneurs?

Because they're into some funny business

Why can't the man take his job seriously?

Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe