How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.